Different Hells~Geman, American & Indian

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell
for each country.He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do
here?"
He was told that,"First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil
comes
in and
beats you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He
checks
out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German
hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of

people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then

they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil
comes
in
and beats you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so

many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a
former
Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the
canteen.